Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word happy would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. It is far better take things as they come along with patience and equanimity.
Where changing your phone’s ring tone meets not answering your phone because you don’t recognize the new ring tone … I’m so there.
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.
I don’t know, but my wife forwarded this to me. Think she is trying to tell me something? (via
toddwickersty)
It drives me nuts — the ignorance is overwhelming…
Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel, a noted oncologist turned White House health adviser, Emanuel has spent much of his career battling the that’s-what-we-do-here mentality of American medicine. From the
Time Magazine article titled,
More Data + Less Care = Lower Cost + Better Health.
What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS? A crazy bitch who will find you!
~ Facebook Friend Kim

I don’t hate people, I just feel better when they aren’t around.
~ Charles Bukowski, Poet (1920-1994)
I’m easily offended by people who are easily offended.
Coworker during a lively debate
So… my friend at work pulled out her iPhone and said, Gina, you have to see this YouTube Video! It’s the cutest kid singing Virginia Tech songs. I was like, hey, I know that kid! Well, not really, but I know you and it was Nic! Right? Cute!!!