Posts tagged quotes

Stop! Or I’ll kick you in the testicles!
Bones (a.k.a. Dr. Temperance Brennan) on Season 3, Ep. 3 - Death in the Saddle
Daddy, you’re going to heaven before Ginger because you’re 35 and she’s 28.
My boy, the five-year-old, last night at bed time. We were having a father-son moment and I told him that he’s growing up so fast and that some day, he’ll be my age and maybe even have kids of his own. He asked how old I would be and I told him I’d be about his grandpa’s age. That led to the above quote. He said it in the most innocent way - it was cute. I love his honesty and innocence. I wish it could last his whole life, but unfortunately, I know better.
The broken coffee pot has been replaced with the same style. Please use caution pouring coffee until we know it doesn’t leak.
E-mail sent out at work … so, I’m guessing that once we know the new pot doesn’t leak, we can begin pouring with reckless abandon?
I can tell you miss Ginger. It seems like you’ve been posting more. I miss her too.
Ginger’s friend Jenny on my Facebook wall. And she’s right. But I pick Ginger up on Friday from the airport!
There is a possibility we will not have coffee and tea at the pre-training and staff meeting. Please adjust your caffeine intake accordingly. Thank you for your understanding and patience.
Via e-mail. Not an encouraging way to start the week. This may not end well.
With the exception of the missing lateral incisors, I’m looking at a perfect set of teeth.
My dentist at this morning’s appointment. Yeah, that’s right, I’m missing teeth. Wanna guess how that happened?
So… my friend at work pulled out her iPhone and said, Gina, you have to see this YouTube Video! It’s the cutest kid singing Virginia Tech songs. I was like, hey, I know that kid! Well, not really, but I know you and it was Nic! Right? Cute!!!
My friend Gina on the video of Nic singing a Hokie cheer.
I’m easily offended by people who are easily offended.
Coworker during a lively debate

To equate judgment and wisdom with occupation is at best insulting.

I don’t hate people, I just feel better when they aren’t around.
~ Charles Bukowski, Poet (1920-1994)