Me, Her, the Boy and a Dog

The adventures of me, her, my boy and our dog as we navigate life in a crazy world. We love the outdoors, sports, reading, playing, and of course, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the William & Mary Tribe.

Also, I founded the GoFightWinVT Tumblr, so if you're a Hokie, give it a follow. And, feel free to check out my Project 365 Tumblr.
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I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times. My husband cannot f—-king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.
Tom Brady’s wife and super model Gisele Bundchen while waiting for an elevator after the game with some other Patriots’ wives.
Running in place will never get you as far as running from a lion. Stay thirsty my friends.
The World’s Most Interesting Man
  • Nephew (4 years old): Hey, Dad...what did the 5 fingers say to the face?
  • Brother: I don't know, buddy. What DID the 5 fing...
  • Nephew: **SLAP**
  • Brother: Who teaches you this stuff?!?
  • Nephew: I don't know...it's just in my brain.
  • Me: Somewhere, our old man is laughing his ass off. You know that, right?
Whoa, dad! That’s a MAN-sized bubble right there!
The Boy in regards to my ability to make really big bubbles for him and the Dog to chase.
Wow! So, uh, you’re not 18?
College guy to high school girl at the gym. Stay classy, dude. By the way, have you met Chris Hansen?
That’s why I married you. Because you can fold a fitted sheet so well that I can’t tell the difference between it and a flat sheet.
My wife
Ma’am, you may be free to text in all the other theaters in the Magnited States of America, but here at our ‘little crappy ass theater,’ you are not. Why, you may ask? Well, we actually do give a fuck.

Closing line to the (uncensored) blog post by TIM LEAGUE, chief executive officer of the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema movie theatre chain, explaining why an employee kicked a patron out for texting during a film.

Rules is rules!

(via Reddit)

Cajones. They haz them in Texas. And they be big brass ones.

  • Me: Thank you, young man!
  • The Boy: You're welcome, old man!
Know what I pray for? The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.

Calvin (via calvinnhobbes)

Truth.

(via calvinnhobbes)

My son and his colleagues have discussed it at length and they have committed themselves to die if necessary to save the nation. He told me they have accepted they will all probably die from radiation sickness in the short term or cancer in the long-term.

MOTHER of a 32-year-old worker at Japan’s stricken Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant, through an interpreter, to Fox News.

Your son and his colleagues are heroes.  All of them.

(via inothernews)

(via inothernews)