The Boy and I
In your face, Monday.
- Me (checking on The Boy after getting home from working the game): Hey buddy, need to use the bathroom?
- The Boy (blinking in his bunk bed): Did the Hokies win?
- Me: No, they lost.
- The Boy: What was the score?
- Me: 86-75.
- The Boy (beginning to climb down): Figures.
I don’t know about you, but my 2013 is off to a smashing start thanks to a brilliant hair day! Happy New Year!
BWHAHAHAHAHA! Oh me from 12 years ago… how young and dumb you were. Hey, nice hair, fella.
The first person to make a crack that they were in elementary or middle school in 2000 will get a copy of AARP magazine thrown in their general direction.