…you weren’t. I heard you talking to yourself. Clearly. I promise not to repeat what you were grumbling about to your boss. Also, I’m sorry I didn’t give you an obligatory cough or rustling of my Sports Illustrated to let you know there was someone else in the room, but you came in talking to yourself and my curiosity got the better of me. Lastly, I encourage you Google the term “staph infection” and perhaps then you will recognize the importance of washing your hands after using the facilities.