Me, Her, the Boy and a Dog
The adventures of me, her, my boy and our dog as we navigate life in a crazy world. We love the outdoors, sports, reading, playing, and of course, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the William & Mary Tribe.
Also, I founded the GoFightWinVT Tumblr, so if you're a Hokie, give it a follow. And, feel free to check out my Project 365 Tumblr.
Also, I founded the GoFightWinVT Tumblr, so if you're a Hokie, give it a follow. And, feel free to check out my Project 365 Tumblr.
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- Ginger: Did you just take a tissue out and throw it away?
- Me: Yeah.
- Ginger: Why did you do that?
- Me: I just wanted to make sure it still works.
- Ginger: You're a mess.
- Me: And yet you still love me.
- Ginger: ....
- Ginger: ....
- Ginger: You're a mess.
- Her (as we're driving through Johnson City, TN): Oh look, they have Dick's Sporting Goods here.
- Me: Imagine that. Dick's in Johnson City.
- Her: ...
- Me: What? Like you didn't see that coming? ... Ha!
- Her (fighting back a smile as to not encourage me): You're stupid.
- Her (this morning): Happy birthday, honey!
- Me (still half asleep): Happy birthday, sweetie.
- Her: (smiling)
- Me: What?
- Me (this morning at breakfast): Hey buddy, I have some bad news.
- Boy (eyes wide open, mouth agape): ...
- Me (straight-faced): I don't think we'll be able to get you that new bike. I just don't think you've been good enough. (Even though he's been very good.)
- Boy (sad puppy dog eyes): ...
- Me: APRIL FOOLS!!
- Boy: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!
- Me (whilst demoing Tumblr's dashboard): OK, I'm a hockey fan, so let's use this post by one of my Tumblr friends as an example of how to "reblog" something.
- Colleague: You're a hockey fan?
- Me: Oh yeah, have been since '85.
- Colleague: Which team?
- Me: The Caps.
- Colleague (making face): Oh...
- Me: Oh God, you're not a Pens fan are you?
- Colleague: No. I hate the Pens.
- Me: Oh good. So, who is it? The Flyers?
- Colleague: Nope, the Devils.
- Me: Get out.
- Me: What was the last think that went through Osama Bin Laden's mind before U.S. special forces tracked him down?
- Me: A 9mm round.
- Me: Ha!
- Me: I kind of like that log cabin look.
- Her: I don't like log cabins.
- Me: Why not?
- Her: I don't like the insides.
- Me: Why?
- Her: They're too... loggy.
- Me: Wanna hear a joke about Potassium?
- Coworker: OK.
- Me: K.
- Coworker: ....
- Coworker: Wanna hear a joke about Sodium?
- Me: OK.
- Coworker: Na.
- Me: Eat over your plate, buddy.
- Her: Do you need to sit on a phone book so you can reach better?
- Boy: What's a phone book?
- Me (looking at Her): ......
- Her (looking at me): ......
- Boy: What's a phone book?
