Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater....

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

I don’t know, but my wife forwarded this to me. Think she is trying to tell me something? (via toddwickersty)

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