“Hello? Child protective services? Yes, I’d like to report my mom for haircut neglect. What? … But I don’t understand? But… But I LOOK LIKE A GIRL! … I don’t care if it’s the 70s, this is just wrong, dude! Helllo? HELLO?!”
Yes, this is me, summer of ‘76, in Ramstein, Germany, trying to call my grandma and grandpa back home in the states.
“Hallo, wie geht es Ihnen?
And by the way, this, folks, is the original “hipstamatic.” I don’t need no stinkin’ iPhone app for this pic.