“Saw you gurl…eating them french fires at McDonalds. You was dipping em in so much catchup I couldn’t even beleive it. You saw me sawing you too, and you had catchup on your face like whoa. I looked away and spilled some of that new Sweet Chili sauce on my Jincos. That sweet chili sauce is so good. And so is you. Will you be the sweet chili suace of my life. Meet me in the hardware section of Wallmart tomorrow night at 8. I’ll be there becuaes I need some medium grit sandpaper.”