January 2011
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Dear Tumblr
idlewyld:
oatmeal:
If you’re going to go down, you might as well blame it on an imaginary animal like Twitter did with their infamous Fail Whale. I’ve taken the liberty of creating this animal for you:
Please use it.
Please oh please.
-The Oatmeal
TumblBeasts!
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My Favorite Higher Ed Photo Cliches →
I considered posting this to my work blog since I work for an institution of higher learning, but I’m pretty sure my sense of self-deprecating humor would not fly with the higher-ups at our fine institution. My philosophy is to not take yourself (i.e. your organization) too seriously, or your audience will lose interest. Be self-deprecating and poke fun at yourself from time to time and...
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Great Scott! Fringe tops Friday ratings in new... →
“Fringe delivered a 1.9 rating in the coveted 18-to-49 demo, up 12 percent from its last Thursday outing and building slightly on its lead-in, Kitchen Nightmares. Overall, the spooktacular series — which this week guest-starred Back To The Future‘s Christopher Lloyd — drew 4.83 million total viewers.”
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Guys..... look what I just realized:
nastiafan:
welldonedragon-:
we-must-unite:
TERROR.
OHHH
oh shit son.
No freakin’ way.
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nest7 asked: Hey! So how did you end up losing all that weight? I know you were lifting and running? But in terms of anyting else including food. What did you do?
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This ranks right up there with the moron who sued McDonald’s because her coffee was hot. I hope the judge laughs her ass out of the courtroom. Better yet, I hope the judge texts her the decision. That would be awesome.
maryanne:
Lady falls into a mall fountain because she was distracted by texting, now her dumbass is suing the mall.
Way to make America look good.
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Nothing she could say could make me like her less. It’s a bit like going: And...
– Ricky Gervais on Sarah Palin (via bluebears)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Get a $20 Amazon Gift Card for only $10 →
I normally don’t go for these kind of deals, but this one was too good to pass up. LivingSocial.com, a Groupon-like site, is offering a one-time deal where you can buy a $20 Amazon gift card for only $10. That’s like getting $10 free! A no-brainer in my book, especially if you shop on Amazon, which I do from time to time. And now you know!
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JibJab condensed Star Wars. Epic.
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Watch the Fringe music video 'Echoes' →
Fringe returns THIS Friday, Jan. 21!
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If you have Verizon Wireless, listen up!
I am a Verizon Wireless customer and today I received a notice in the mail from them - you can also find it on their Website.
READ IT!
Verizon is hoping that you don’t. It’s about your privacy. They need your permission to share the personal information (Customer Proprietary Network Information) they collected to open your account. And they’re going to share it unless you...
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I don't get Instagram.
Yeah, I said it. For starters, it’s not available on Android. And even if it was, I still don’t get it. Someone ‘splain it to me.
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3...2...1...HAPPY NEW YEAR!
The first picture of my Boy in 2011!
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Palin effectively quoted Ronald Reagan arguing that the criminal alone is...
– Sarah Palin’s response to the Tucson shooting is defensive, illogical, distracting—and late. - By John Dickerson
Dickerson is the real deal.
(via indefensible)
Bingo.
(via briancolligan)
Excellent point.
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Tumblr is awesome, but...
Do you know what would make it awesomer? The ability to reply to replies. Wrap your head around that, Marco!
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Web designer pet peeves
Client: Before the site goes live, can I come to your office and look at it on your screen.
Web Designer: No.
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The South has been crippled by a winter storm. Or, as they call it, ‘The Weather...
– STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
Show this country some respect...
And take your hats off during the playing of our national anthem.
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On June 6, 1944, D-day, Winters led an attack that destroyed a battery of German 105 mm howitzers which were firing onto the causeways that served as the principal exits from Utah Beach. The guns were defended by approximately one platoon of fifty German troops, while Winters had only thirteen men.[30] This action south of the village of Le Grand-Chemin is often referred to as the Brécourt...
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That awkward moment when you're rambling to people...
If you don’t like hockey, I have no use for you.
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Instant classic.
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Happy birthday to you, too!
Her (this morning): Happy birthday, honey!
Me (still half asleep): Happy birthday, sweetie.
Her: (smiling)
Me: What?
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme,
But this one...
– My Brother