November 2010
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“Poor planning on your part, does not constitute an emergency on mine.”
– Unknown
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Ginger FAIL Sign
LMAO! Honey, I guess we need to stay away from whatever state this sign is in.
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Teaching your kids to dial 9-1-1
My brother posted the following on his Facebook and it made me laugh:
The time he called 911 when he was 18mos old was funny as hell. I was in the kitchen making lunch and he walked in from the living room with the phone to his ear. I heard a muffled “9-1-1…what is your emergency?” I told the operator I had taken too long to prepare his sandwich…he apparently thought his...
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Ever had a pillow fight with a dog?
It’s pretty one-sided.
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“Whoa! That police officer just ran that red light! He’s going to have to...”
– The Boy
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How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Me (reading): And the one speck of food that he left in the house was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.
Boy: That's not nice! I'd totally leave a crumb big enough for that mouse.
Me (smiling): That's because you're a good kid.
Boy: AND, I'd leave crumbs big enough for the other Hoos mouses.
Me (chuckling): Oh you would, would you?
Boy: Yeah. And I wouldn't take their presents and stuff, I'd give them more, like the real Santa.
Me: I love you, buddy.
Boy: Love you too, dad.
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CPR in TV shows and movies is so ridiculously fake
And they make no apologies or attempts to make it look real.
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WatchGwyneth Paltrow is still gettin’ it done at 38.
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Me, Her and a new TV?
Her: Man, this TV is small. [Referring to the small flat-screen in our bedroom that we rarely use.]
Me: Well, I guess that means we'll have to move the 37-inch HDTV from the living room to the bedroom and go get a bigger HDTV for the living room.
Her: Yeah. That ain't happenin' any time soon.
Me: Hey, you brought it up. I merely offered a solution.
Her: ...
Her: You're stupid.
Me: And yet you love me any way.
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Wicks Picks: Fatblogging to 40: Week 1 →
My good friend and groomsman in my upcoming wedding has taken up arms in the battle of the bulge. In the first post of his “Fatblogging to 40” series, he wrote that he found inspiration in my pursuit of a healthier lifestyle. I’m reblogging his post to further inspire him, and anyone else, who is trying to be healthier.
In his first week, he didn’t lose any weight, but he...
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stanastia asked: MS Paint. baaaaahahahahaha
REBLOG THIS. THESE ARE THE THREE COMPLETE PHASES...
nastiafan:
The first phase:
The second phase, which many people missed out on:
And the final phase:
REBLOG AND NOTIFY THE OTHERS!
I was wondering what the hell has been up w Tumblr.. this is so ridiculous. What a waste of time. To what end? Really? Ohh you guys are so frightening and intimidating IN YOUR PARENTS’ BASEMENTS.
I’m surprised they were able to pull themselves...
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WatchThanks to all those that served, or are still serving. Respect to those that laid down their lives for freedom. Condolences to the loved ones they left behind.
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maryanne asked: Just wanted to answer your questions about the different cokes we tried so here goes:
Africa's coke beverages on the whole were very sweet. The one that I really liked from them was their sweet berry drink. It was a red fizzy drink that was pretty good. They also had a yellow candy drink and that was way to sweet (and gross)
Asia's coke beverages for me were...
Africa's coke beverages on the whole were very sweet. The one that I really liked from them was their sweet berry drink. It was a red fizzy drink that was pretty good. They also had a yellow candy drink and that was way to sweet (and gross)
Asia's coke beverages for me were...